Mood:  bright

Hello guys. Yeah, I've been away for almost half a month! But, where have I really been? At home. XD Yeah, I guess you could say I stopped using the interweb to catch up on my reading. -wink wink- Or...maybe, truth be told, my interweb didn't get paid for.

Speaking of reading, I did, however, finish two of the four library books I have out. The Gollum's Eye by Jonathan Stroud ;] The second book of The Bartimaeus Triology. Working on the third and final book as we speak (or as you read this, rather).

Heres a timeline of major & interesting events [[2009 edition]]:

-June 17~ Got my first job. [[Working for "Equipment Sales” as a cleaner. Ugh.]]****

~ Also got a Zcard from Target. The guy that sold it to me had god-like features. He was absoulutely stunning. ;3    -drools-

-June 18~ Internet gets turned off. >:O Ironically, right after my purchase.

-June 22~ Summer begins! It is also my cat's Birthday! XD HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIGER! <3

 -June 25~ Michael Jackson dies of cardiac arrest! -gasp- The King of Pop is dead! D:**

-June 30~ Internet is turned back on! YAY***

 Random Definitions:
>A timeline is a graphical representation of a chronological sequence of events, also referred to as a chronology.

> If a noun is described as cyclopean, it is suggestive of a Cyclops, or is simply very large.

Foot Notes:
**Also, Farrah Fawcett died in the same hospital as MJ and just two hours before. Two legends, one sad day.

***The details of the exact date of this event are sketchy. Oh well, its not significant anyway. -argues with self- Then why the hell did you list it?!

**** This job sucked ass. Basically, I had to vacuum this cyclopean office, doing everything imaginable. Bathroom duties (toilet paper, paper towels, soap, etc.), cleaning walls (?), cleaning the kitchen (those dirty bastards left a mess on every inch of that counter and floor), garbage, dusting, and worst of all... -horror music plays-.... Vacuuming! D: Anyways I think I got fired. -_- But I DID do a first-class job. I cleaned that office two weeks in a row. The second week the boss man's parents were there and they were snobby, treating me as if I was inferior. ~_~ Treacherous, even. x]

***** Did anyone notice my foot notes are out of order? ^__^

 I bid ye farewell, my anonymous friends and foes.

Yes, I am a bit dramatic... over dramatic.