Mood:  energetic

XD Okay, so the title is a little bit odd. My river trip wasn't very "sensual". lmao. Unless, you count being tied to my friend Britt's intertube. Ah..>_< Both intertubes were tied together for about the first 3 miles of the trip, held togethere with about 8 feet of flimsy twine. Thats as sesual as it gets right there. ;]

Anywho....

I try to make some of my titles alliterations. 

Alliteration. Repetition of initial consonants or sounds is alliteration, and is very handy for emphasizing a certain phrase, or as a memory aid. 

God damn. My moms being a bitch. I'll update this later. T___T''

Mood:  hungry

Eh, well today was pretty much like every other day this month. I sat at home and was on the computer. ^_^ Haha. I had fun on zwinky though. Mom needed a pic for her ID badge for work. I took a bunch of silly pics. XD Gave her a Donald Trump comb-over. It was sexy, lmfao. Then color edited the photo and she was like "Wow, I look good." Hehe.

Er.. That's basically my whole day.

: O And my TV works again. The switch from Analog to digital was Friday (June 12).

Mood:  chillin'

Death Cab for Cutie - Little Bribes from Ross Ching on Vimeo.

"For this video, I pulled out every time lapse, stop motion and live action camera trick that I could think of. The goal was to create a fresh, new direction to take my work to.

More information can be found at http://rossching.com/little-bribes

By the way, I am looking for a job as well, so if you have a job available, please contact me."

Mood:  a-ok

^_^ Thats my lame zwinky. Im going to note a few useless words here....**

1. Zwinky cheats
2. Invisible cheat for Zwinky
3. Zbuck cheat for Zwinky

 ***

Foot Notes:
** These are commonly searched Zwinky cheats. =D Figured I'd mention them so when people search them...my page pops up in the results.

*** By the way, I DO know a few cheats. =D Like how to cash in 1,000 zbucks a day. And how you won't ever have to play a game again. Just add me on Zwinky.

Mood:  happy

"I'm seven foot tall, I have blue hair, a tattoo of a cup of coffe on my stomach and I run a strip joint. I'm a male to female to male transvestite. I'm also Christian phobic. I am in love with my imaginary prince who claims he is a frog. xxx

I'm also slighty prone to lying. "

I found this in the introduction of MuteAngel's YouTube page. The words are not mine, merely a discovery. An amusing one.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/user/MuteAngel

Mood:  suave

x3 Yes, it is a weird title.

This is a weird vid. The little boy(?) singing slightly annoys me.

DX I couldn't figure out how to post a YouTube video on this, so the link will have to do.

I'm not even sure if clicking the link, and watching the video is worth your time. Eh, however, the voice is splendiferous.

Mood:  party time!

I forgot to mention this: I made all A's!! =D -boogies-

I've got a 4.0 GPA for Freshman year.  

=goes crazy= YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!

Okay I'm done. Here are the official grades**:

 ~Advanced World History:    92

 ~Advanced Biology:              92

 ~Geometry:                          90

 ~Business Tech Essentials:  97

 Okay, so their mostly low A's. That's okay. Geometry was a b*tch. That class was extremely boring and there were quite a number of theorems and such to remember. Can't wait for Algerbra II. x.x I'll miss 4th block BTE. =[ No more random conversations with the enthusiastic Ryan. Oh well. 

Foot notes:
** These are Second Semester Averages.. (Course Grades)

Mood:  cheeky

:] It's 11:59. Good Morning. Well schools been out for two and a half weeks. All is pretty good. I'm working on burning a cd. Old School. BAM! I think I might have found a good band. It is a miracle. Haha. I was going through a website for a record company**. All the bands they had on there were crap; well most of them. Reminds me of MC Lars's "Signing Emo" video.

In other news...

I started reading a new manga: Hana to Akuma. IT IS AMAZING! x3 Their isn't an Anime out yet, but when there becomes one, I'm sooo watching it. And I might be somewhat "in-love" with the character Felton. XD In the immortal words of Myself "I am a dork".

Boredom, boredom, boredom. How do you kill time? I wonder where that phrase came from. It's not like you can actually "kill time". That is my mission!***

Forgotten Movies:
~ Disney's Not Quite Human

Footnotes:
**I believe the band Mayday Parade is signed on with this particular record company.

*** MISSION: -spy music plays- To find out where that phrase came from and how to kill this "time".

Mood:  silly

ME: Hello there.

RYAN: *waves* You said hello there. It looks like VDS. Um.. Lets see I like desert. Make it. Pumpkin.

ME: So how's it going?

RYAN: Good I guess.

ME: Did I miss anything? *Ryan looking at screen*

RYAN: Yes, alot.

ME: Anything else to add to this?

RYAN: Besides trying to get me raped by old guys the age of  55...? No.

-------Time Lapse----

ME: Well, I'm just trying to annoy you.

RYAN: Well its working. Know what? I'm going to freak you out.

ME: How?

RYAN: *winks*

ME: -silence-

RYAN: May I redirect you to the screen.

ME: Sure.

RYAN'S COMPUTER SCREEN: -is in PowerPoint- WTF.

Mood:  blue

It has been a shizy day. I would say "it was all great until..." but the whole day has been crap. The bus was fine... I was perfectly content with my mp3 player. Then on the second bus everything was fine, I sat with the dude with the blue eyes (For lack of better description). He reminds me of a warrior. ~__~ Somewhat any-who. He "jacked" my mp3 and I just got it back before this class (4th block). ^_^ I think I might have interrupted something by "The Wh*re"**

Anyways....mom's going to kill me because I lost my phone AGAIN! >_<
It was either on the first bus or when I was moving to sit with blue eyed dude.

To top all this off, it’s raining. ***And I'm not going home with my buddies. Darn the world and it’s inflatable Jell-o.

Footnotes:
**"The Wh*re" is Amber's old locker in which everyone and their uncle put books in her. Poor locker. It doesn’t get much action lately.

*** I love the rain...just when I'm in a bad mood it increases the worseness of the day.

Random Made Up Story Time!!

BAM!!

Okay, one day there was this girl named Lillie. She went to StarBucks and ordered a double-mocha frappe coffee thingy. It was good. Then there was this dinosaur that cornered her at [insert store name here]. She was so scared that she wet her bloomers. She ran through a random door. To her surprise she was in a dark room and in front of a movie screen.
To Be Continued…

Random “Conversation”:

Brittany: This guy has cheesy feet. (She was playing Operation on the computer).

Me: Hey. Psst. Ryan, Do you have cheesy feet?

Ryan: Yes.

Mood:  caffeinated

Okay. So I’m guessing your curious about the title. Oh... Your not? Ah, well too bad. I'm telling you any way. There was this Vietnam veteran that came to bore me for an hour and a half today. He was part of the special forces or whatever. And he told us his life story. He said some stuff about fighting, was on the verge of tears, and passed around some stuff (a smelly helmet, some papers, a green beret, etc.) Then, randomly**, he starts talking about his visit to the Pensacola Vietnam memorial. Apparently on the day he visited the "Gay Lesbians"*** were planning to protest there. XDD HE doesn’t like lesbians apparently. What really ticked me off was that he kept staring at me when he was talking, like I was to blame for their protest....
Anyways, the story continues:
He said a whole bunch of religious mumbo jumbo**** and thanked God it rained on the day of his trip so the crazy "gay lesbians" couldn’t ruin his trip.
My, oh my. The look on my history teach's face was priceless. He was trying not to really pay much attention to the war veterans rant.
Oh and some people were calling him a terrorist. I'll have to look into this subject some more.
 
Mr. Bob was the guy’s name. : P Awesome name. Emotional Man.

Foot notes:
** Okay so it wasn't so random. I just thought it wasn’t quite as relevant as it should have been.
*** That’s how the chap worded it : "Gay Lesbians"
 **** I believe in God. Just not any particular religion. They all have basically the same principles, right?

 Other random things:

In the title it says "Yoobtube". That's what I call YouTube x3. Get over it.

Mood:  suave

Today was Mother's Day and also someones Birthday... :D (Not mine) Two holidays for one person. And Mom had to clean on her Birthday. She was cleaning for some lady named Cleo. Cleo told her I could come and when we got to her condo she just abandoned me and told me to go "play on the beach". Lovely I'd say. I got $10 bucks for going and relaxing on the beach for 2 hours. Thats $5 bucks an hour. Whoo! Almost minumum wage for doing nothing. Not bad, eh?

 Anyways. I want to go swimming. And only half my body got tan cause the sun was -points- Over there! xP I shall draw a diagram.

BAM!!

Mood:  amorous

Well I was watching the television (x3) and I saw this comercial for this show called "The Big Bang Theory"...Which Ive never seen by the way, and uh drew this little cartoon thinggy.

** Yes, the whole vocab things going great..-grin-

**** I'm Procrastinating!! Whoo.

Cartoon thinggy: 

Mood:  silly

Uh, well I guess its been like a week or so. Starting from Monday, I don’t remember what happened. Tuesday I think there was a senior prank but it was really dumb...Like someone wrote their name on the wall in silly string on a wall. Rofl XD. Ah! I got to stop ending a sentence in "..."! Wednesday, I got checked out early for my doctor’s appointment. Uh....yesterday was Friday Thursday. We did lots of work and I think I was stressed out. Wait. Nah that was Monday.

I just realized... Who cares?! XD

Oh and one more thing. We had a lockdown yesterday. The fat clown lady** came over the speakers and was freaking out.
Today I found out what actually happened. There's this girl. Let’s call her "Jill"** Her mom is a religious freak. Literally, the moms van has like "Repent or Burn in Hell" on it. XD and the girls a model for some religious organization. Jill is really pretty though. Anyway, getting on with the story... Her mom apparently came up to the front office with one of those policemen clubs and threatened the principle to "Repent or go to hell" and that the school was full of Satan followers.

 NEW SUBJECT!!!

Future entries will include:
 [Adjectives and improving my vocabulary.]
 [Various things that Ryan says.]
 [Latin words...hopefully.]

Footnotes**
1**Fat clown lady-- One of my first semester P.E. buddies started calling the Principle this. I would post a pic but that wouldn't be nice to do. XD I'll just stick to the secret name.

2** "Jill" has no past reference to someone I used to know (Tanya Jill!)  It just like "Jack and Jill" or "John and Jane" etc.

Random things that Ryan says:
1. www.playwithyourmind.com XD
2. It’s hard. That’s what she said.
3. I hate you.
4. I’m going to get raped by some weird guy cause your putting me on your blog. (Attention all creepy old guys!! Any offers on the bloke sitting next to me?!)
5. Okay. There are some things I just don’t want to know.

Mood:  party time!

1. To scare cats XD

Mood:  spacey

Well This is what I found when I googled "rhs senior prank" No Actual pics on this website though....

And of course the dumb-asses that did the prank looked up ways to do it...So, I figured I'd do the same. What happened is listed on that website below.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/4202/

Mood:  caffeinated

As you might have guessed from the title, today their was a senior prank. And my, oh my, the details of are quite messy. I got off the (new) bus this morning and the whole school was standing outside. One of my homies ;D (rofl) told me that there was baby oil all over the floor and later I found out there were dead chickens... This was all just a rumor. But, it was later confirmed that my "sources" proved correct. I have a theory of who the culprits are. One of them is most definitely  Brit's neighbor. Yes, that’s right the moron with the American flag on top of his olive green jeep. (Enough description, eh?) And Mr. Nerd happens to be a senior.....-dramatic music- Anyways, the morons who vandalized the school forgot two things: 1. There are cameras; and 2. To vandalize the 600 and 700 hall. XD I could have gotten out of a test today. I bet there are pics of this incident. So they will be posted at a later time. Whoo!!